The Chain Bass
this bass is just so gross. not only is it ugly,
it has a broken headstock and a stupid painting of a chain on
it too. plus, the case is so small the headstock has to stick
out even when it's closed. what's the point? (wouldn't it be
funny if the headstock broke while the owner tried to wrestle
the bass into it's undersized case?) but the cat is real pretty.
Important safety instructions for
1) Do not operate THE STING without
2) Never run while wearing THE STING. Always walk.
3) Do not make sudden movements while wearing THE STING.
4) Never point THE STING at another person. Injury may
5) No horseplay while wearing THE STING. THE STING is a
dangerous weapon - it is NOT A TOY.